Refrigerator

when allowing Liz in my parents garage...

1. Me: Liz why do you have a fake rabbits tail in your hair?
2. Liz: I found it and clipped it to these goggles.
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4. Liz: A commune? Isn't that where prostitutes live?
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6. Liz: I like cheese. No wait, *teenager naggy voice* i like chocolate milk. Now we know I can cheese.
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8. Liz: WHAT AM I DOING IN MY CLOSET?II
9. Me: You're in my parents garage.
10. Liz: I don't understand... life.
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12. Liz: Oh look, duct tape. Let's see what we can destroy with it!
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14. Liz: Oh I found the flashlight I left in your car with my name on it! Just like that rock on the beach that i was really sad about because it was in the shape of a heart and we went back to the restaurant. Look it's a flashlight! It does this! *turns it on*
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16. Liz: A KNIFE.
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18. Liz: My eyebrows feel weird
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20. Liz: *walks in with a construction hat* I don't know where this came fr- *gasp* MY HAT. NOW IM WEARING TWO HATS. OH MY GOD IT LIGHTS UP. *construction hat falls off* oops.
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22. Liz: THATS FROM THE TIME WE WENT TO THE RAINFOREST CAFE! Not you and me just me and my family. Actually... did my family just leave me there? WHY DID I LEAVE THIS HERE?
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24. Liz: Now, hatty, don't hurt my eyebrows again.
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26. Liz: MY HAND WEIGHS MORE THAN A KNIFE!
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28. Liz: scaleKind... WAIT THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE STRIFE SPECIBUS
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30. Liz: I just remember blowing out the candles on that cake thing... but they weren't candles! So I don't know what I blew out.
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32. Liz: I'M FLYING!!!!! No wait I just fell.
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34. Liz: NEVER HIT YOUR HEAD ON A FILE. JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD NEVER PUT YOUR TOE IN A FIRE. You have to learn that the hard way.
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36. Liz: I think that used to be on the ceiling at one point but now it's just upside down.
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38. Liz: I SWEAR I AM NOT HIGH!
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40. Liz: I found ratatouille!
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42. Liz: CATACOGS? No wait it says catalogs.
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44. Liz: OW! YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THAT!
45. Me: Who are you talking to?
46. Liz: The iron. Oh, no wait... it's not an iron. It's actually a sander.
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48. Liz: I HEAR IT! The sound of... silence. I'm alone.
49. Me: I'm here.
50. Liz: Oh yeah. I thought you were just writing down what i was saying for amusement, like amusement parks! I remember that one time when I was at an amusement park and I got lost because I told my mom I would go on that ride but I didn't and I got dippin dots and that man wouldn't let me pay for it because I kept my money in my shoe. That was only a year ago.
51. Me: A year ago? You were LOST?
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53. Liz: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly AND THEN SHE DIED. That book used to be my favourite book because she died in the end.
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55. Liz: THAT WAS THE DUST FROM YOUR HEART!
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57. Liz: The small line of ants that are marching through... OW! OOOOOW!
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59. Liz: *falls off her chair*
60. My cousin: *walks in* You know you're wearing goggles on your head?
61. Liz: Yeah, I know I'm Liam.
62. My cousin: What does that mean?
63. Liz: I have a strange fetish for headgear
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65. Liz: ROLLING IN THE DEEP! YOU HAD MY HEART INSIDE A CAN AND PLAYED IT TO THE BEAT! Wait the beat of what?
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67. Liz: *sees my keyboard piano* IT'S TOM! Did you know he was the namesake of my hair?
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69. Liz: Why is Matt Smith holding an apple? NO WAIT IT'S A MARACA! Why is he holding a maraca?
70. Me: What?
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72. Liz: I used to like the regular kind of cheesecake but now I only eat the chocolate kind.
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74. Liz: THE LIGHT!
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76. Liz: Did you know that if you pull on a dogs tail it will most likely bite you?
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78. Liz: *grabs viking hat* I have another hat!
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80. Liz: This plaster used to be on my foot but theres a sock on my foot so how did it jump off of there?
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82. Liz: When I was little I used to pick my nose with the end of this hat because it was sharp.
83. Me: But you don't OWN this hat.
84. Liz: Oh. I forgot what happened.
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86. Liz: We should make a series... "Liz's Misadventures with Glue!"
87. Me: That would be the weirdest series ever.
88. Liz: THAT WOULD BE THE LONGEST SERIES EVER.
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90. Liz: Are fingers supposed to be that colour?
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92. Liz: Do they make liquid gold?
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94. Liz: I wonder if Peter Pan ever pulls weird faces in pictures...
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96. Liz: *Laughs maniacally*
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98. Liz: Do turtles have teeth? I wonder if turtles have teeth.
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100. Liz: DID YOU KNOW I WAS NAMED AFTER A ALLIGATOR? No I wasn't but I wish I was.
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102. Liz: I don't remember putting this all on.
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104. Liz: I don't remember buttons.
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106. Liz: *shows me a dragon toy* 1TS T3R3Z1!
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108. Liz: There's a teddy bear on my bed and it's staring at me.
109. Me: We're not in the flat right now.
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111. Liz: Are people allowed to make nests?
112. Me: Have you seen this garage? Yes.
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114. Liz: *giggling* what is wrong with me?
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116. Liz: I DONT REMEMBER GETTING HERE.
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118. Liz: I WISH THIS WAS TOY STORY AND HE WAS REAL!!!
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120. Liz: I found another hat.
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122. Liz: I look like a caddy.
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124. Liz: I never had a full pair of these slippers.
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126. Liz: I found my sock.
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128. Liz: I used to have cat ears.... I FOUND MY WORKBOOK. WHY WAS IT IN YOUR GARAGE?
129. Me: It's an ap english book, you're too stupid.
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131. Liz: Have you seen my toothbrush?
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133. Liz: What's in this sparkly box? Oh, nothing. Ow! Don't close boxes on your hand. See I should have an advice show.
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135. Liz: *yelling at phone* NOT FBI I DONT FBI, I THINK.
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137. Liz: Oh look a beach ball. NO BEACH BALL COME BACK!
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139. Liz: Frosty the snowman used to kill children in their sleep, 'til he killed me and I melted him with a hairdryer.
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141. Liz: I don't even remember saying that. Maybe I am high. On what? Glue?
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143. Liz: I THOUGHT MOOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN THE FOREST.
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145. Liz: That's where my money went. Aw it's fake.
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147. Liz: THATS WHERE MY JUGGLING BALL WENT.
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149. Liz: Idaho state map. Inotdaho.
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151. Liz: Now lets get started on that nest.
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153. Liz: I WAS LAYING ON A BRA THIS ENTIRE TIME? WHOSE IS THIS? *turns to me* is this your moms?
154. Me: That's another hat.
155. Liz: OH YAY!
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157. Liz: Frosty the snowman was as alive as he could be until I killed him.
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159. Liz: I've never been to Alaska.... let's make a roadtrip out of it. If only I could drive. How old am I again?
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161. Liz: Who's jacket is this and why is it in my backpack?
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163. Liz: I think this is a belt...
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165. Liz: WHO HAS A RIBBON WITH FLAGS ON IT? I DO.
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167. Me: Are you done with your escapades of my garage?
168. Liz: NO. *weird voice* I love garages.
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170. Liz: OOH LOOK ANOTHER HAT!
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172. Liz: WHOA A HAT.
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174. Liz: Did you know that foxes are mammals? I di- AN UGG. You have a lot of hats. No, wait, that's a boot isn't it?
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176. Liz: 'Cause I have eggplants on my feet... I should start calling them Eddplants
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178. Liz: Life is like a box of chocolates, when you don't know what to do with them, make lemonade.
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180. Liz: Let's pretend this turtle (a toy thing) is a tv.
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182. Me: GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. THE. GARAGE.
183. Liz: *hugs "tv"* NEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
184. To be possibly continued.
185. ~Morgan