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How to confuse an omegler

1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
2. You: H1
3. Stranger: hi
4. You: 1M BL1ND >:[
5. Stranger: Actually?
6. You: BUT 1 H4V3 4 TR4NSL4C3R4TOR
7. You: Y3S
8. Stranger: And audio reader?
9. Stranger: Or an actual person?
10. You: 4CTU4L P3RSON >:D
11. You: K4RKL3S >:]
12. Stranger: Well then, HELLO ACTUAL PERSON WHO IS TRANSLATING
13. You: HI
14. You: PERSON
15. Stranger: And hi to you too
16. You: IM KARKAT
17. You: NOT KARKLES
18. You: SORRY
19. You: TEREZI IS ANNOYING
20. Stranger: Don't worry about it
21. Stranger: Where are you from?
22. You: BATH IN ENGLAND
23. Stranger: Cool beans, I'm from Auckland, New Zealand
24. You: AWESOME
25. You: I LIKE BEANS, TOO!
26. You: DR6FT7GYBNHUMJIKCFGBHJ
27. You: SORRY I HAD A SPAZ ATTACK
28. You: LET ME GET /MY/ TRANSLATOR
29. Stranger: No worries.
30. Stranger: Are you aware that caps is on?
31. You: Hi BrO
32. You: CaPs Is NoT oN!
33. Stranger: So YoU JuST tYPe LykE Dis
34. You: ThAtS jUsT kArKaT
35. You: I dOnT uNdErStAnD yOu
36. Stranger: What a muppet
37. You: MuPpEt?
38. You: Im DySlExIc
39. You: LeT mE gEt My TrAnSlAtOr
40. Stranger: Yeah and that has to do with the order of letters, not whether they're upper or lower case
41. You: H1 4G41N
42. Stranger: Howdy
43. You: SORRY 4BOUT TH3M >:[
44. You: 1M TH3 3P1C BL1ND ON3
45. Stranger: Haha the epic one?
46. You: Y3S
47. Stranger: cool beans
48. You: 1 DONT L1K3 B34NS >:[
49. You: TH4TS K4RKL3S
50. Stranger: It's just an expressin
51. Stranger: *expression
52. Stranger: Haven't you heard of the film Hot Rod
53. You: WH4TS 4N 3XPR3SS1ON?
54. Stranger: A common phrase
55. You: OH
56. Stranger: Colloquial meaning
57. You: SORRY 1 N3V3R W3NT TO SCHOOL
58. You: 1M TOO BL1ND
59. You: 4NYW4YS
60. You: <3
61. ~Lizzy AND Morgan? Whoa Morgans at her house? EPIC BRO: D